Clocks

We have 36 clocks in our office and only two of them show the correct time. She is obsessed with clocks. Five employees and 36 clocks. Also 26 garbage cans. She is a hoarder and a pack rat - more on that later.

Our previous receptionist asked me one day who at the office was obsessed with their own mortality and I asked what she meant. She said that only a person obsessed with dying would have so many clocks around. Interesting thought, especially when you know that MSB's other strange hobby or interest is reading the obituaries in the newspaper. She is always talking about how we should all read the obituaries every day because there are so many great stories there. I never made the connection between the obituaries and the clocks, so this was a very astute observation from the new receptionist.